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Jaden Smith herp-derps for Shammy Ding Dong
Say what you will about M. Night Shalamidong, if you’ve seen any of his films since Lady in the Water, you know that he’s really committed to this whole becoming-the-worst-director-in-the-universe...
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Trailer: Will Smith’s Kid & M. Night Shyamalan remade Avatar, basically
Will and Jaden Smith prepare to watch The Last AirbenderDid you ever dream that one day Will Smith and his obnoxious son would team up with M. Night Shyamalan for a sci-fi film in the vein of Avatar?...
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This Week In Posters & Stills
Guys, I’ve been drowning in unwritten reviews from SXSW (still got a couple more of those to finish, get excited!). But don’t you worry, I didn’t forget about This Week in Posters. Better late than...
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Will Smith explains why he turned down Django Unchained
Will Smith has 10 turtlenecks in different shades of black, depending on how “Serious Actor” he feels that day.Will Smith has gotten obnoxiously boring since the Fresh Prince of Bel Air flip-turned him...
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Will Smith + M. Night Shyamalan = dopey voiceover galore!
I won’t mince words, I’m a huge fan of dopey voiceover work. You probably don’t remember this, but a few years ago, Vin Diesel starred in a movie called Babylon AD, and the voiceover in that trailer...
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The FilmDrunk 2013 Summer Movie Guide
Ladies and gentlemen, bros and babes of all ages, welcome to the 2013 FilmDrunk Summer Movie Guide, your exclusive, ultimate and all-around life-changing directory to the summer’s biggest action-packed...
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Jaden Smith wants to be emancipated, because parents just don’t understand
lev radin / Shutterstock.comWill Smith and his wiener kid are starring in an M. Night Shyamalan movie this summer, so the Will Smith’s-wiener-kids news cycle is really starting to heat up. The latest...
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Will Smith is “messing around with Kanye,” and other obnoxiousness from the...
Most of us expected Will Smith and his dumb wiener kid promoting their new M. Night Shyamalan movie to be about the most insufferable thing ever, and the Smith gang, as usual, doesn’t disappoint when...
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“I’m a physicist at heart” and other things Will Smith actually said
All this time, I thought Will Smith was more of a milquetoast dildo, but as his recent interview with Vulture illustrates, he also has elements of the Existential Buffoon as well. Will Smith contains...
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Frotcast 154: Fast 6 and After Earth with Matt Lieb
Listen on the player above, or download this week’s episode as an mp3 here (right-click, “save as.”)We’re back minus Ben this week, who’s in Tokyo, but we brought back fan favorite, SF comedian Matt...
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Everything you need to know about After Earth I learned from reading the reviews
M. Night Shyamalan’s Smith family picture After Earth hits theaters today, and because it’s an M. Night Shyamalan movie, or, I suspect, because it’s not very good, the reviews have been quite negative....
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Weekend Movie Guide: M. Night Weiner Kids Presents ‘After Earth’
“Yo, welcome to… welcome to… LINE???”Opening Everywhere: After Earth, Now You See Me, The EastOpening Somewhere: The Kings of SummerFilmDrunk Suggests: By the time you read this, I will be neck deep in...
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Box Office: After Earth lost to a magician movie
The results are in, and Will Smith’s midas touch was no match for M. Night Shyamalan’s kiss of death, as their collaboration, After Earth, opened in third place, behind 6 Fast 6 Furious and Now You See...
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After Earth bombed because not enough Shyamalan, says dumb theory
Explaining why people do or don’t go to the movies is the ultimate pseudo science. We like to cite lots of numbers, because that helps us pretend that it’s not essentially a gut-level prediction....
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‘After Earth': Why I Wish It Were Scientologist Propaganda
Our own Surly Badger pointed us towards a highly amusing Reddit thread that discusses the possible ties After Earth may have to Scientology. The really sad thing, though, is that the thread itself is...
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Buzz Aldrin’s Shocking Admittance: ‘Tang Sucks’
Picture with Holly Madison totally unrelated, I swear. Legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin was a guest presenter at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards that were filmed over the weekend and aired last night,...
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The Summer Of Nerd: How Geeky Movies Did At The Box Office
This was a somewhat low key box office season; by all accounts receipts were mediocre, with only a few movies really taking in the gold. And a lot of them were movies for geeks. Now that the last SF...
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Take A Knee: ‘After Earth’ Gets It’s Well-Earned ‘Honest Trailers’ Shaming
If there’s one movie that deserves the Honest Trailers treatment, it’s After Earth. I mean, the trailers made After Earth look at least okay, right? Okay enough that I went to watch the movie at the...
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Behold, The Worst Movies Of 2013
There are movies that miss their marks, and there are movies that try too hard. Some films get mangled and butchered in rewrites, while others are the victims of directors, writers, and actors that...
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